Rat Ball Muffins :

  • Rats Balls – 7 (5 will do if you cannot catch enough)
  • Floating shuttle-bug powder 100g
  • Fresh swamp water
  • Crying tree sap – 3 teaspoons
  • Oakenfire baking powder 50g

Work the balls into the tree sap until it turns into a black paste. Add in the shuttle-bug powder gradually until a thick ungodly paste has formed. If you have survived the toxic fumes then start to add the swamp water until it becomes more manageable and top off with the baking powder. Give it all a final mix and throw against the wall and leave to harden. Ideally needs to sit there for no less than a week for that nutty taste.